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Hate Mail
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People hate me! Well only one person does, the others are fake. I have actually gotten more fan mail than hate mail but all I want is hate mail. Hate is hilarious and makes the world go round. Please tell all about how gay my site is or how wrong I am. I'll be ready to defend myself.
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From: Carson Mills ettevroc4096@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:13:56 -0700 (PDT)
To : andrewlaporte77@hotmail.com
Subject : "maddox faggots"
You know what makes the pirate noise go away? Firefox. Besides, if you'd actually bothered to READ the maddox addicts forum for more than NO TIME AT ALL, you'd realize that most of us left another forum, Maddox Mania, due to most of us not really giving a shit about maddox anymore, and wanting to talk about pretty much whatever we want. Ask any member of the forum about a guy named Nos, and you'll get an explanation.
Well I have been making a very minimal fuss about my lame Maddox Faggots article. People seem to be confused. I am Canadian, and the rest will be answered in my response to Carson.
Carson, you know what else makes it go away? Turning my volume off. Or just not going to the site in general. There are a lot of things I can do to avoid it. But getting firefox is definitely not happening. Firefox blows.
Most of that article was filler and I really had nothing against Maddox Addicts except for the fact that the site is pointless and all you need is the forum. (Yes I knew the forum existed) I just got bored one day and made a different banner thus creating Maddox Faggots. As for me actually reading the forum; no I didn’t. The only part of the forum I read was the thread about me. So yes, I am being very biased; I just had an idea and ran for it. It worked to. All you Maddox lovers (or haters, according to you) sent some traffic.
I had an msn conversation with another forum member the other day. Since I very much enjoy Maddox’s website and openly said so (even in the article) he accused me of being a Maddox Addict, as if I’m addicted to some sort of drug. I would like to call it Maddoxis Sativa and for me it is used more as a recreational drug.
From : CuTiEfromDR92@aol.com
Sent : February 7, 2007 9:24:53 PM
To : andrewlaporte77@hotmail.com
Subject : wtf
yo! what the hell if your effing problem?! emo is fucking marvelous! your just fucking jealous!
Holy fucking shit! A non-fake Hate mail!!! This is a big step for the Worst Page Ever Made, but come on I really wanted a challenge. I said one thing about stupid gay emo’s and I actually had to go find what I wrote on my site to figure out why CuTiEfromDR92 was bitching about it. According to me I said :
"Man I hate emo kids. Their music is terrible."
Man this bitch is so hypocritical. I’m sure emo’s wouldn't like me, and I’m for damn sure they wouldn't like my music. For fuck sakes girls suck at hate mail. What amazes me is that she bitches about the emo comment and not my Cyber Bullying Kicks ass image. I mean thousands of kids kill themselves due to cyber bullying. I was sure someone would bitch about that. Then again thousands of emo kids kill themselves as well. But I don't want to get all caught up in the emo stereotypes because we all know emo’s are depressed, pale, hair flipping, non-conformist, tight clothe wearing, goth ripping off, atheist, assholes. But I’m sure you’re not like that CuTiEfromDR92. What I don’t understand about this hate mail is why she goes effing at one point and says fucking at another. I guess I'm not down with the hip language. Maybe it’s an American thing; I mean she has America Online. Stupid Americans.
Speaking of stupid people I heard some stupid emo bitch say and I quote
"Humans are stupid"
You can figure out that one your own, you really don’t need me to rant about that.
Anyways, what makes you so sure that I’m jealous of something I hate? Hating something doesn’t make you jealous. That is the lamest thing anyone can say as a comeback. "Well! So, you’re just jealous!!" Bitch please. If I don’t like something, I don’t like it. If you think its marvelous then you thing it’s marvelous. I mean you gave me hate mail, so you hate me, but you’re just jealous. Ouch, you must be hurt.
So sorry if you can’t stand me despising emo music and emo kids but everybody can’t agree with everybody. Hate makes the world go round but maybe we are all just jealous.
From: DREW ***** <**********@msn.com>
Sent: January 10, 2007 10:14:26 AM
To:
Subject: The Worst Page Ever Made - Hate Mail
Dear The worst page ever made. I hate you, Close your site. Fail, Complete Fail. FAIL!
It's about damn time. No seriously thanks a lot. It's nice to know that at least a few people hate me. It really is my goal. I have gotten more fan mail than hate mail. Now That's said and done. Moving on to the response. The intial excitment has worn off. I just realized how lame this hate mail was. Until I get someone who actually tries I will dignify them with a true response.
From: sean ******** <*************@hotmail.com>
Sent: April 16, 2006 12:25:12 AM
To: andrewlaporte77@hotmail.com
Subject: worstpageintheuniverse
your site is the worst page in the universe. no joke. your probably gonna say that this is what you intended on, and you achieved it. i hope that is your only goal however, because if your going for humor, you scored a 1 out of infinity. so go ahead and "pwn me" because i base my self respect on what you think of my hatemail.
First off my site is called The Worst Page Ever Made. Screw that in the universe crap. On the other hand your hate mail is actually very well written. No it's not you clearly made the worst sentence fragment ever with "no joke." I see no capitals in their correct spots, and next time try to be a little more forward with your sarcasm because I see no expression in your writing. I’m not here to bash your grammar though. Your criteria really got to me. You attempted to leave me with no angle to retaliate and for that I applaud you. No I don’t you failed miserably. Also I do not think I am actually the worst, only my website. When I say worst I mean I am nothing compared Maddox. I am > than you though. I also don't "pwn" people. I don’t even know what that means, but I am assuming it means owning people by word of mouth. So I wouldn’t call what I do a "pwn." What I do is reveal to people the truth about their terrible attempt to hurt my precious feelings by a few meaningless words. Who came up with "pwn" anyway? It is the worst idea for a slang term ever. I really did enjoy your sarcastic comment though. On what you would base your self respect on. It was clever. You still suck though.
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