Seriously, I hate World of Warcraft. I especially hate the way they abbreviate it.
"Hey c'mon guys lets go play some WoW!!!"Suck my balls. This game is fucking gay.
This game is beyond lame. It’s the worst waste of time ever. I know people who spend hours playing this game when they can be leaving their computer and living in reality instead of a mystical land of beats and magic. Now that may sound hypocritical since I am sitting here updating a site that no one reads on a Friday night but this update will take me all of 30 minutes and I’m going out soon.
Maybe I’m wrong though, I mean I have never played this game, it could be rather interesting and fun. But if someone like a 40 year old teacher at my school plays it you know it is lame.
Nobody in the real word gives a shit about what your level is in the game. If you play World of Warcraft your life is more lame than mine and that’s really lame.
What’s so great about this game anyway? Could it be the characters? Maybe the characters are really kickass.
Turns out they aren’t. You can either be a dwarf or a human because people with dwarfism aren’t humans. They prefer to be called little people. You can also be gnome or a night elf. These characters are listed under alliance which I am assuming are the good guys because the characters listed under “hordes” look hideous. You can be an Orc (what ever the fuck that is) some kind of bull, a troll or a zombie looking thing.
This game pisses me off to know end. It’s even worse when people high five in the hallways talking about their Warcraft adventures the previous night. This game is crap and a waste of time and money.
The worst thing is when you see a line up of nerds hanging outside that nerdy computer game store to empty their pockets for some shitty upgrade. Apparently that teacher I mentioned earlier came in late to school so he could get the upgrade right away. That’s terribly sad and I have no doubt that it is true. Morons.
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