Sylvia Brown is a Stupid Bitch.


Dimwitted woman: Hi Sylvia, my boyfriend had died recently and that the authorities can’t find his body and…

Interrupted…

Sylvia Browne: He’s here and I’m getting that he died “in water.”

Dimwitted believer: Oh… well, he was a firefighter and he died in the collapse of the world trade center.

Browne takes a puff of her cigarette…

Sylvia Browne: Well, I’m seeing it was from all the water from the hoses the firefighters were using.

If you don’t know who Sylvia Browne is she is apparently the world best psychic. In my opinion she is the world biggest piece of bullshit. Here is her website and I have decided to make her a new banner.

She appears weekly on the Montel Williams show and the skit you saw above actually happened on the show. This is not even the worse prediction she has completely gotten wrong.

Now some people may argue that, “she’s great, she gives the world hope, who cars if she’s wrong now and then when ever she’s right it gives people hope!”

She is feeding people bullshit. This gives them false hope and a horrible sense of judgment. Her most famous exposure on the Montel Williams show is when she predicted that the son of two distressed parents was dead. The son had been missing for some time and was still missing at the time of the prediction. She said he was taken by some Mexican with dreadlocks and had died in between to boulders. Funny how every one blames it on some Mexican.

She couldn’t have been more wrong. The son was found in a suburban apartment alive and the kidnapper was white man with no dreadlocks. When the parents heard the prediction that their son was dead they actually slowed down if not stopped the search. She’s is creating a world of morons.

She had given this bullshit reading for free on the Montel Williams show. She states on her website “I have never nor ever will charge anyone who seeks my help regarding a missing person or homicide.” After the Montel Williams show she offered the couple a further reading in regards to her missing and predicted to be killed son a reading over the phone for over seven hundred dollars.


A gift from God.

She is a fraud. Her work is a magic trick, she can not predict the future, she looks at what is around her and makes predictions and rambles on until something she says makes a connection. She then uses what the people tell her to make the illusion of psychic reading. Her predictions are lamer than ever. She predicted that Brittany and K-fed would break up. Bravo Sylvia, you must be divinely inspired.

James Randi is the man who has been discredited and debunked Sylvia Browne for what she really is. She says on her website that James Randi “tries to disprove the very nature of spirituality.” Is this bitch insane? Of course he will disprove her bullshit made up story of creation, life and God. She has the worst view on spirituality and if any one follows it they should seek some serious mental help. Her belief of spiritually should be disproved and it has been, but he is not trying to disprove God.

This introduction by Sylvia is trying to disprove Randi so right now I’m going to disprove her. She asks “Can God be "proven" by scientific methods?” Now this question may be rhetorical but fuck her, I say it most definitely can. In fact I grantee that science will become so great that some day we will be able to prove what created us. Ask yourself this question “Can God be “Proven” by Sylvia’s rambling bullshit?” Sylvia Browne is the definition of ignorant. She has an opinion that isn’t based on fact.

Next she says “If the brilliant scientists throughout history had a James Randi negating every aspect of their work, I doubt we would have progressed very far in medicine or in any technology.” Why would a man who bases his work on FACT try to discredit science which bases all of its research on predetermined facts to create more facts? The answer is he wouldn’t. The mere fact that she said that comment proves that she is a stupid bitch. Finally she states that “I cannot possibly be 100% correct in each and every one of my predictions.” Pfft, worlds best psychic my ass.

Don’t believe her nonsense, don’t buy her shit or watch Montel Williams. She is a complete fraud just like the thousands of other bullshit psychics in the world such as John Edwards and who can forget good old Miss Cleo. At least Miss Cleo gave the world fake but pleasant accent. Sylvia’s voice sounds like a bag of shit.

879 394 belive in her bullshit.

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