No it’s not, but if it was this review would be even more intense


Well I saw the movie the number 23 last night. This morning I checked the reviews for this movie and I’ve yet to find one that actually praises the movie. I wasn’t going to write a review for this movie because I actually liked it but morons who call themselves critics couldn’t wait to bash this movie.

The idea that the number 23 relates to life in a significant way is just as idiotic as any other lame conspiracy. Anyone who believes that shit is just crazy. Morons are so amazed that doing simple math can make a number. The imbeciles who take this movie seriously should be directed to a psychiatric office or off a cliff. Critics can’t mess with the individual though and that is why these critics try to tear this movie apart.

This movie wasn’t trying to prove the fact that the number 23 was indeed a devilish digit. There have been conspiracies about that number for years, they just familiarized it. This movie was showing how insane it is to believe in it. Or at least that is the lesson I obtained from the movie and I say it’s a damn good one. I had already new that this adding numbers to get 23 was bullshit and fuck they say it in the movie itself! This movie is not about how the number 23 controls the world it’s how the number controls a deranged individual because the mind makes you do it. You can see any number if you want to.

“If you look for the number, you will find it.”
-indirect quote from the movie

The critics say that they try to pound into your head the idea that this number actually has meaning. I guess they didn’t understand the movie. They just wanted to bash the number. I did too but I wanted to see the movie for what its worth. This movie kicked all the other physiological movies asses. The butterfly Effect: Bitch Please. Hide and Seek: Blow me. Jim Carrey was awesome too. That fact the he is best known for comedic movies doesn’t mean he can’t play a serious role. What about the Truman show, that movie was a serious role, at least for Carrey it was. Saying he can’t play a serious role is bullshit. He’s only a famous actor I mean what can he know about playing a serious role? The point is a good actor is a good actor who can play many roles and Jim Carrey is a damn good one.

All these critics are bitching about how the movie was “artsy” and that the plot was predictable. Fuck you this movie kicked Shakespeare’s ass. If anything is predictable it’s that fruitcakes plays. A hero has a tragedy, there’s a fight and someone dies. Bravo. What’s with the talking in metaphors all the time anyway? It gets old, pointless, and annoying. If people actually talked intellectually like that back then why the fuck are we so stupid now?

Go see the movie and don’t use the critics view or mine. It’s up to you to decide what you like in life. Critics can make a good movie seem bad any time. Like when I reviewed Snakes on a Plane. That is possibly the worst idea ever but the movie was still pretty damn intense. Like the movie for what it is. Don’t hate is because you don’t agree with something within it. I hate conspiracies and I still liked this movie. I'd say see the movie and draw your own conclusions.

Fuck this article and fuck the critics and sorry for the mass amount of writing and lack of pictures. Maybe one of you will actually read this, I think I’m getting better at this whole writing thing.

PS: If I had left the two articles that I had gotten rid of on my site this would have been my 23rd article. Too bad that didn't work out. :(

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