As you may know maddox has one of the biggest satirical websites on the internet. He provides entertainment to millions of un-cool people. Recently he has stated twice that he will provide his loyal fans with another glorious update that “pwns” some dolt our he enlightens his fans about something shitty in the world. He has failed to provide with such an article. He stated something about his update being postponed because Verizon sucks dick and currently he states:
"I'm stuck without stable Internet access. Update postponed until next week at the earliest. Verizon still sucks dick."
No matter how much dick Version sucks it’s not that hard to provide your fans a simple a update. Simple write your article on notepad and when you internet is stable for the slightest moment give us a god damn update. It’s been two weeks if not more since he first promised us an update. Using my math skillz I had concluded that in the past year he had only updated four times. I for one am tired of his bullshit.
So why does a man with a website that relies on consumer satisfaction like to treat his fans like shit? Because...
Maddox hates you.
He loves to see us suffer. If he didn't have fans, he wouldn't have shit. Unlike me, I love to provide all seven of my fans with constant updates and pure enjoyment. Maddox is like a girl who will only have sex with you four times a year and give you so many cases of blue balls that your balls will actually turn blue forever. I can't imagine nor do I want to imagine how many cases of blue balls have broken out because of his lack of updates.
Total pwnage.
234 234 people hate maddox for not updating.