The cause and solution to global warming.

As we all know Global Warming is coming. We are told everyday in news that the world is getting hotter and the main culprit is none other than Carbon Dioxide...


That Mother Fucker.

But where is all this CO2 coming from? Could it be the cars or maybe it is our industrial plants or maybe it’s the mass amounts of farting we do.

You could guess all day but you would be wrong. The cause of Global Warming is this man…


I knew it all along.

How could the one man who preaches of global warming be the cause of this disaster? Simple, every time someone exhales 4% of that hot stinky breath is Carbon Dioxide. Since Al Gore never seems to shut the fuck up about his global warming mumbo jumbo he clearly emits the most CO2 of all. Just look at how huge is mouth is. I bet he could fit his entire fist in his mouth.

So here is the solution to Global Warming.

Al Gore needs to just SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

876 244 people hate Al Gore.

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