So here I sit alone and unknown
A blank screen and chill in my bone
No words to write
No idea in sight
Words of wind and words of a lie
Words of those who will die
Poems of life and poems fame
To me seem a little lame
No words of love no words of life
Not even words of conflict and strife
So here I sit like a leper
Just me and my Dr. Pepper
So bold and smooth and rather refreshing
23 flavours interlocked by meshing
This is truth and no way a lie
Dr Pepper is the drink to buy
So here I sit with my Dr Pepper
No really Dr Pepper owns. It was better than my poem. Fuck Poetry. Who cares about birds and trees? People should write more poems about Dr. Pepper. Dr Pepper is so good I want it directly injected into my veins. Not only is it the best drink ever made it will give you special powers to. Red bull may give you wings but Dr Pepper will make you fly and walk on water. That’s two miracles. Red bull blows. You can't dis Dr. Pepper. It’s better than the rest. Pepsi: Who Cares? Coke: Bitch please. If there is one thing this world need more of its Dr. Pepper. It would solve a lot of problems. Like if you’re in a fight with your friend. Just hand your friend a soothing can of the Doctor. Why give money to the poor? Why not give them Dr. Pepper? They would much rather have the Doctor in their stomachs than that dirty water they drink. Poverty solved. In fact they can open Dr Pepper factories in all third world countries and give the poor all jobs and they can even pay them in Dr Pepper. Man its great.
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