I know this is jesus, I couldn’t find the nun
My high school is very catholic and we all must take four religion classes. I’m fine with it; I end up sleeping and bullshitting my way through them.
Left and right you will see highly Christian teachers thinking great of them selves for being "Christian." The other day my English class was about to watch a movie. When Christian teacher number one walks in asking for the “video machine” Christian teacher number two says "Well we were going to watch a movie but I don’t have it signed out. So you can take it." Christian teacher number two obviously thought that he/she was going to win the who is the most Christian battle.
Christian teacher number one replies "That’s fine; I’ll just find another video machine." Christian teacher number two thinking he/she has lost wasn’t that quick to react. After some thought he/she rebutted "well, if you do not find one, then come back and take mine" and won the who is the most Christian battle.
When some students complained "awww, why would you do that, we want to watch a movie…" she said "It’s called being Christian."
Since when has common courtesy become a Christian aspect? He/she means that only Christians can be courteous and he/she is speaking that for the entire Christian community. I can name many Christians who are non-courteous assholes. I’m all for you being a courteous person, but don’t flaunt your religion in front of it. They might as well call them selves Courtians.
Everyone now likes to be sweet and edit photos. At school we have this one poster which is like the Ipod ad but cleverly it says "Ipray" and has a nun in silhouette. No one cares if you pray, and praying is not only done Christians.
That’s great, you pray, just like the majority of the world but guess what:
And you don’t see me posting this crappy poster anywhere. Anyway I am going to eat some meat because it’s Good Friday.
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